"Sat down to dinner with the fam.
Me: Hi.
The Wife: Hi.
The Boy: Ugh. No more falling in love!"
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"The Girl (2 y.o.):
What da heck, Boba Fett?"
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"
A table sat on my front lawn for 3 days.
Moved it to the curb & took off the sign asking $20 — Gone in 20 min.
Stingy, sure, but honest.
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"I don’t own a Mac new enough for the latest OS. Must self-medicate my abandonment by reading @siracusa’s 10.8 review.
http://t.co/KGcxPTDT"
"
@cisisson Join us. It’s bliss…
Kinda.
Not really.
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"
The Girl:
[BURP!]
Mommy, that was a seal.
#soitbegins
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"@jeremyschulz: The refi is done. I may get a new Mac before The Boy is in college."
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"Reading the “Grant of Rights” from terms of Sigur Rós video contest. If we sneak violations of Lodsys patents into the video, Ragnarök is on"
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"Okay. I’m finally ready for last week."
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"@tim_stotz The track was “Arena”, so maybe I still have a chance."
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"
Twice this morning, my iPhone has spontaneously started playing the soundtrack to Tron Legacy.
I will ignore all signs of impending doom.
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"Did my DFV312 Short Media Production class just become DFV312 Sigur Ros Music Video Contest class? Yes, I think it did…
http://t.co/0SRaIfQP"
"@KrisVelasquez You are my hero."
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