jeremy schulz

May 29

“Me: …And why was Battleship Potemkin important?
The Wife: It was the first movie with…

…stairs?”

“Nephew: I thought you were totally bald.
Me: Just on the top. I shave the rest of my head with a razor.
N: Because that’s less embarrassing?”

“Explaining the rules of the road to The Boy.
Me: The lines on a road are important. Cars should not touch.
Him: Unless they’re in love…”

May 24

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May 21

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May 17

“RT @siracusa: Living the Dream: http://t.co/DuKKyzDv

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May 15

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May 14

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May 13

danforth:

Good motto.

danforth:

Good motto.

(via merlin)

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May 10

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May 09

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May 08

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May 04

“RT @5tu: But useful! RT @Cineblur: That is just ridiculous. RT @MysteryGuitarM: Awesome picture explaining focal length: http://t.co/BQB …”