I’m rarely impressed by short films of gunplay, murder or suicide. They usually make as much sense as this http://t.co/cEV9lv6D

To be fair, the author seems knowledgable. But the text goes from sane tech advice to unchecked, quoted Dada-isms. Trust but verify, sir.

RT @jjaron: Remember those annoying “You wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy ads? They pirated the music http://t.co/5iqe5hkk

The Boy, impersonating Luke Skywalker:
“Noooo! That better not be true!”

RT @5tu: Celtx Script and Celtx Shots are on sale for 99¢ each today: http://t.co/AYPlHZNE

RT @writing_wrongs: Imperial Walker walker. #thankyouimhereallweek #starwars http://t.co/qhOsBCET

Dozens of “highly educated” people replying-all to misdirected, system-wide emails all morning. Need a method for revoking Ph.D.’s.

The Boy: Cartoon characters can dream without sleeping.
Me: Know what a flashback is?
Him: It’s like a back story. I watch Phineas & Ferb.

RT @tylerginter: RT @5tu: Storyboard Composer HD is out for iPad and iPhone, and it’s on sale for $4.99 for one week only! bit.ly/storyb …

RT @diveintomark: If you have an identical twin and don’t devote your life to messing with people like Alfred Borden in The Prestige the …

Listening to Spawn soundtrack.
The Wife: Is this The Crow?
Me: So close. Name another story of a guy who dies & comes back.
The Wife: Jesus?

The Boy balanced with 1 foot on the bed frame, 1 on the window sill 2ft away…
Me: What are you doing?
Him: What do you *think* I’m doing?

“Look at that, you son of a bitch.” via @gruber http://tinyurl.com/3m5s39j

Just joined the Markdown party. Thx @hotdogsladies, NValt, Byword and Marked. *Need* a better way to blog with images (storage & linking)…

RT @hotdogsladies: With gorgeous design and careful attention to users’ concerns, Google+ has reinvented how we fuck around with buttons …